"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."

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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."

Rita Mae Brown, American Writer

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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

James Caan, American Actor

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"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."

Lauren Bacall, American Actress

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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."

Cary Grant, American Actor

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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."

G. B. Trudeau, American Cartoonist

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"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."

H. L. Mencken, American Writer

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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."

Priscilla Presley, American Actress

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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."

Elizabeth Gilbert, American Novelist

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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."

Richard H. Davis, American Writer

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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."

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"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."

"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."

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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."

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