"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."

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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."

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Edward Albee, American Dramatist

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Michael Chabon, American Author

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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

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"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."

H. L. Mencken, American Writer

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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."

Rita Mae Brown, American Writer

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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."

Elizabeth Gilbert, American Novelist

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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

James Caan, American Actor

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"Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing."

Craig Ferguson, Scottish Comedian

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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."

Cary Grant, American Actor

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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."

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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

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