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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"There's never a right or wrong side in a divorce case, but, given the human capacity for hate, the breakup of a legal relationship so tied to emotion often brought out the worst in people."
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"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."
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"A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
Man
"One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind."
Mind
"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help."
Money
"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"
Coffee
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."
Losing
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
Feelings
"Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite."
Being
"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
People
"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."
Success
"Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent."
Hope
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