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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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