top of page
.png){kind=small}
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
Standard
Customized
More
"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."
Author Name
Personal Development
"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."
Author Name
Personal Development
"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
Author Name
Personal Development
"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry."
Author Name
Personal Development
"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."
Losing
"Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite."
Being
"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."
Success
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
Beauty
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living."
People
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
Divorce
"A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
Man
"The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."
Time
"I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it."
Mistake
"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"
Coffee
bottom of page