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"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."
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"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."
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"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
Answers
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
Baseball
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Years
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
Country
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right
"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
Woman
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
Family
"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
People
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