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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
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"Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
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"Had the love been permanent, there won't have been divorces after love marriages. Had the love been everlasting, there won't have been bad blood in the family."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
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"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."
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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
People
"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
Doubt
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Men
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
Change
"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
Nature
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Optimism
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
Right
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
Right
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
Woman
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