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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."
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"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
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"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
Change
"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
People
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Years
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Optimism
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
Nothing
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
Right
"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
People
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
Fight
"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Divorce
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
Madness
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