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Lawyers Quotes


"The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."


"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up."


"Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge."


"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."


"Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big."


"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?"


"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."


"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other."


"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true."


"I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well."


"As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win."


"Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."


"We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on."
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