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"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."
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"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."

"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."

"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."

"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."

"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."

"There's never a right or wrong side in a divorce case, but, given the human capacity for hate, the breakup of a legal relationship so tied to emotion often brought out the worst in people."

"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages."

"For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end."

"I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them."

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

"War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands."

"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not."
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