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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry."
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
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"Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
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"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."
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"Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience."
Intuition
"Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
Propaganda
"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself."
Temptation
"Humor comes from self-confidence."
Humor
"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
Comedy
"The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself."
Popularity
"A life of reaction is a life of slavery, intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action, not reaction."
Life
"Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers."
Masculinity
"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."
Experience
"Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being."
Being
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