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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
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"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."
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"There's never a right or wrong side in a divorce case, but, given the human capacity for hate, the breakup of a legal relationship so tied to emotion often brought out the worst in people."
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"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."
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Love
"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
Divorce
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Will
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Being
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Friendship
"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."
Experience
"A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all."
Inspirational
"Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful."
Success
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Comedy
"Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough."
Humor
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