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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
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"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"I think that making love is the best form of exercise."
Love
"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it."
Sex
"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
Divorce
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
Family
"My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'"
Father
"Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order."
Job
"Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings."
Past
"When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are."
People
"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."
Want
"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."
Bed
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