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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."

"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."

"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."

"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."

"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."

"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
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"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."
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