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"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
Kel Mitchell
"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
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"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
Ruth Buzzi
"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
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"Strangely, Dante's Divine Comedy did not produce a prose of that creative height or it did so after centuries."
Eugenio Montale
"Strangely, Dante's Divine Comedy did not produce a prose of that creative height or it did so after centuries."
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"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."
Mo Rocca
"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."
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"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
Jerry Stiller
"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
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"My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a professor, some film criticism guy who just happen to be this amazing commentator who went off into the whole theory of comedy."
Jay Roach
"My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a professor, some film criticism guy who just happen to be this amazing commentator who went off into the whole theory of comedy."
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"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
Jason Biggs
"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
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"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed."
Carl Reiner
"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed."
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"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
Douglas Wood
"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
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"But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine."
Jerry Zucker
"But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine."
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"You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show."
Joe Klein
"You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show."
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"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
Nicholas Lea
"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
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"I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy."
Ivan Reitman
"I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy."
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"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
John Mortimer
"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
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"Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy."
John Guare
"Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy."
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"I consider myself a serious musician. Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way."
Kevin Eubanks
"I consider myself a serious musician. Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way."
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"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
Austin Peck
"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
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"I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy."
Carter Burwell
"I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy."
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"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
Val Guest
"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
Rick Riordan
"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"There is a universality to comedy."
Simon Pegg
"There is a universality to comedy."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
Deyth Banger
"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes."
Rob Walton
"Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes."
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"The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain."
Wendy Wasserstein
"The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain."
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"Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons."
Todd Barry
"Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons."
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"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
Peter Shaffer
"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
Deyth Banger
"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"I get all of my comedy from CNN."
Rob Corddry
"I get all of my comedy from CNN."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
Ivan Reitman
"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
Todd Barry
"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
Marcel Proust
"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
Jim Butcher
"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
Bryant McGill
"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
Nenia Campbell
"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
Ivan Reitman
"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
Terry Pratchett
"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
Alan Bates
"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
Auliq Ice
"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
Todd Barry
"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
Criss Jami
"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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