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"Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons."
Todd Barry
"Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons."
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"You don't get a chance to take a breath but when you do, you have some really good comedy moments that ease up on the tension that the movie is centered around which is Kim being kidnapped and her son and husband being kidnapped and the jeopardy that they're in."
David R. Ellis
"You don't get a chance to take a breath but when you do, you have some really good comedy moments that ease up on the tension that the movie is centered around which is Kim being kidnapped and her son and husband being kidnapped and the jeopardy that they're in."
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"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
Todd Barry
"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
Todd Barry
"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"It's a director's job to tell a story and he's very well versed in telling stories with a bit of comedy in them and keeping the pace of the movie right and that's exactly what he did. He was observant of a world he didn't understand but he told a wonderful story."
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
"It's a director's job to tell a story and he's very well versed in telling stories with a bit of comedy in them and keeping the pace of the movie right and that's exactly what he did. He was observant of a world he didn't understand but he told a wonderful story."
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"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
Todd Barry
"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
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"Strangely, Dante's Divine Comedy did not produce a prose of that creative height or it did so after centuries."
Eugenio Montale
"Strangely, Dante's Divine Comedy did not produce a prose of that creative height or it did so after centuries."
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
Don Martin
"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese."
Matt Stone
"We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese."
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"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
Jerry Stiller
"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
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"The radio was my big influence. Comedy came from the instinctual feel I had for language."
Dominic Chianese
"The radio was my big influence. Comedy came from the instinctual feel I had for language."
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"I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally to me."
Richard Russo
"I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally to me."
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"I'm trying to make sure that there's comedy as well as sadness. It makes the sadness more memorable."
Rick Moody
"I'm trying to make sure that there's comedy as well as sadness. It makes the sadness more memorable."
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"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."
Amy Poehler
"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."
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"Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy."
Walter Kerr
"Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy."
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"I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim. What I always wanted was to be was a musical comedy star."
Arlene Dahl
"I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim. What I always wanted was to be was a musical comedy star."
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"I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy."
Jeanne Tripplehorn
"I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy."
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"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
Val Guest
"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
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"I don't really like comedy."
Bruce McCulloch
"I don't really like comedy."
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"Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes."
Rob Walton
"Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes."
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"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
Ruth Buzzi
"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
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"My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a professor, some film criticism guy who just happen to be this amazing commentator who went off into the whole theory of comedy."
Jay Roach
"My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a professor, some film criticism guy who just happen to be this amazing commentator who went off into the whole theory of comedy."
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"I've played comedy before but not that much. I mostly do get drawn to darker material."
Natasha Richardson
"I've played comedy before but not that much. I mostly do get drawn to darker material."
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"I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes."
David Steinberg
"I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes."
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"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
Ivan Reitman
"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
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"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
Austin Peck
"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
Alan Bates
"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Bud Abbott
"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
Kel Mitchell
"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
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"Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down."
Elle Lothlorien
"Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down."
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"I get all of my comedy from CNN."
Rob Corddry
"I get all of my comedy from CNN."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
Rick Riordan
"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
Deyth Banger
"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
Deyth Banger
"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
Marcel Proust
"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
Bryant McGill
"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
Terry Pratchett
"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
Auliq Ice
"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
Criss Jami
"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
Jim Butcher
"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"
Kiera Cass
"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
Nenia Campbell
"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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