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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
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"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."
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"Regis and I were inducted into the original Bronx Walk of Fame."
Fame

"But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my whole career, it kept me working."
Acting

"My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family."
Family

"And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy."
Comedy

"So it took me five years because in the interim I have been doing a lot of personal appearances and movies and some television series that went into the plumbing and I stopped writing for a while."
Movies

"The Broad research center represents the highest quality model of what Proposition 71 should be funding."
Quality

"In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel."
Dream

"I was a class clown."
Class

"But to do it professionally is a quantum leap difference and my father had to be persuaded by these kind of Ivy League professors that I should go to the Yale Drama School, another one of the stories in there."
Father
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