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Sarcasm Quotes

"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."

"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."

Peter Hook, English Musician

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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."

"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."

Marianne Moore, American Poet

Sarcasm, Suffering

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"What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.""Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that."

"What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.""Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Sarcasm, Humor, Truth, Life, Happiness

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"I'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile.I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are."

"I'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile.I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Sarcasm, Humor, Truth, Life, Happiness

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"You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting."

"You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting."

Rose Macaulay, English Novelist

Sarcasm, Newspapers

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"I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm."

"I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm."

Sara Gilbert, American Actress

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"Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day."

"Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Sarcasm, Humor, Truth, Life, Happiness

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"You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open."

"You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Sarcasm, Regret, Love, Truth

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"You're so full of it, darlin'."

"You're so full of it, darlin'."

Lisa Kleypas, American Novelist

Sarcasm, Humor, Skepticism, Deception, Truth

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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."

"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Sarcasm, Humor, Truth, Life, Today

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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"

"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"

Orson Scott Card, American Writer

Sarcasm, Kindness, Violence, Honesty

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