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"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"
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"This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one."
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"I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force."
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"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."
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"I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy."
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"My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a professor, some film criticism guy who just happen to be this amazing commentator who went off into the whole theory of comedy."
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"I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries."
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"The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh."
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"Dying is easy; comedy is hard."
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"Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself."
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"I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force."
Comedy
"I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead."
Money
"Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is."
People
"We all want something else other than what we have and don't realize what you got works. It works. It does work. You gotta work. Marriage is work. Marriage is a career. It's not an adventure."
Marriage
"Here's the thing about Apple, we complain and they give us more battery life. We complain and they'll give us more stuff. Everything's beta right now. Everything's experimental. They really don't know what people want."
Life
"But I said wait a minute, I'm going to get a computer, I can do this as well as anybody else. So I did some studying so I knew what kind of boards to get to put a PC together. But there was a guy sitting there with Apple. I said, 'what's that?' and he goes, 'Apple with 128k, it's all built into the box,' and I bought it. That was my first computer."
Computer
"If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight."
Fight
"We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.'"
Job
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