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Kenya Wright

"Are you both drunk? I headed up the ladder and propped myself on a swing with no problem. 'Correction, dear brother. Hex held one finger in the air. 'We're exquisitely tipsy."

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"Are you both drunk? I headed up the ladder and propped myself on a swing with no problem. 'Correction, dear brother. Hex held one finger in the air. 'We're exquisitely tipsy."

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"He's a love-'em-and-leave-'em kind of guy. And though he's not a Lord, he does have a curse hanging over his head. I have the book to prove it.William growled low in his throat. "Anya! Must you share my secrets with everyone? He flattened his palms on the arms of his chair. "Fine. If you can spill, I can, too. Anya's the reason the Titanic sank. She was playing chicken with the icebergs.Scowling, Anya anchored her hands on her hips. "William had a bronze made of his penis and placed it on his mantel."

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"Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous."

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"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving."

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"He's called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I've never met anyone who has as much phone sex as you two. My eyes narrowed on her. "How do you know about the phone sex? "Duh. I pick up the phone and listen. I gaped at her."

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"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."

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"There is a universality to comedy."

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