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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
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"No matter how much I think, no matter how much I try, I can't fill this void of loneliness in my heart."
Loneliness
"The most effective way to be self disciplined, is to submit yourself to your words."
Discipline
"Let no body lie you that there is a future other than a moment you are able to walk and talk."
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"You stop worrying about things, just go with the ones you like, and there you'll find happiness and joy."
Joy
"Two ways to treat a girl: Make her feel as a princess Or Make her feel as a slave."
Relationship
"Only by facing your demons can you stop them from having power over you."
Courage
"Never be disabused of those hopes you believe in otherwise you will go far as far as you can't be."
Hope
"A man of God who falls in love with a woman who worships idols will turn him to a zombie."
Religion
"For one to succeed, one must be a assured of failure."
Failure
"Love is one of the strongest feelings one can ever have."
Love
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