"I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy."

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"I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy."

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"A film has its own life and takes its own time."

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"Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do."

Thought

"I can think of films that I'm producing right now that are extremely hard-hitting, graphic films, that nobody necessarily wants to see, graphic in terms of violence, of adult content and racial and historical subject matter."

Content

"I mean, the problem is, I think I'm a great writer."

Writer

"Right now, I have to admit, that I'm more interested in giving people a little bit of hope and goodness."

People

"But I will say this: In my humble opinion, knowing nothing about it, I do believe that they have remote viewers working on where Osama Bin Laden is. I absolutely, 100%, convinced of that."

Nothing

"It seems to me if you want something badly enough, whether you're a man or a woman, you'll do whatever you have to do to get it."

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"Some movies get rushed out right after you make them and I'm not always happy with that."

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