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"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."
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"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."
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"Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. 'How does he always get food stuck to him?' I asked Morelli. 'I don't know,' Morelli said. 'It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure.'-Morelli And Stephanie."
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"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."
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"Well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage."
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"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
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"I don't really like comedy."
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"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
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"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
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"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
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"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving."
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"It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great."
Love
"Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike."
Humor
"It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart."
People
"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."
Kids
"My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there."
Time
"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."
Care
"You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it."
Music
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"
Family
"We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town."
Family
"There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists."
People
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