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"Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. 'How does he always get food stuck to him?' I asked Morelli. 'I don't know,' Morelli said. 'It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure.'-Morelli And Stephanie."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
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"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a professor, some film criticism guy who just happen to be this amazing commentator who went off into the whole theory of comedy."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory."
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"Strangely, Dante's Divine Comedy did not produce a prose of that creative height or it did so after centuries."
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"I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim. What I always wanted was to be was a musical comedy star."
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"I wasn't sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others."
Marriage
"Fuck,' Ranger said.Ranger didn't often curse and he rarely raised his voice. The fuck has been entirely conversational. Like he was now midly inconvenienced. He put his Bates boot to the door and the door popped open.."
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"Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. 'How does he always get food stuck to him?' I asked Morelli. 'I don't know,' Morelli said. 'It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure.'-Morelli And Stephanie."
Comedy
"When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don't need ironing."
Lifestyle
"I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.' -Ranger to Stephanie."
Relationship
"They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunterand the hunted. And it wasn't especially awkward. They were comfortable together,despite the fact that she'd hit him with a bus. Maybe his scheme would work."
Relationship
"I like the way you've let your hair go curly,' he finally said. 'Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,'Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum."
Relationship
"Money isn't everything.''The only people who say that are people who have enough money to pay the rent."
Wealth
"Almost everybody I know has died, Grandma said. 'Bunch of wimps."
Aging
"You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."
Society
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