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"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."
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"This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one."
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"Fun? There is no fun."
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"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."
Comedy

"Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries."
People

"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."
Bed

"Whenever I was with a woman, I always sort of want another one. So there was always another one. I can't explain this."
Want

"It is true what Rimbaud said; If you think a book is strong enough, try it at the ocean, in the wind, at the waves. If the book can resist the ocean, then it exists. Otherwise, throw it away."
Ocean

"When you are there, you are. With words, you aren't."
Word

"It is the Nobel Prize I want. It's worth $400,000."
Want

"The dimensions of my feelings are too violent."
Feelings

"Why have I had this life? If I knew, I wouldn't have done it."
Life
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