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"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
Bob Saget
"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
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"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
Horace Walpole
"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Elayne Boosler
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside."
Ernst Lubitsch
"Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside."
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"I don't really like comedy."
Bruce McCulloch
"I don't really like comedy."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
Rita Mae Brown
"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."
Corbin Bernsen
"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."
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"Good comedy is ageless."
Ted Levine
"Good comedy is ageless."
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"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
Cillian Murphy
"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
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"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
Jim Dale
"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
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"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
Joel McHale
"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
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"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
Robert Englund
"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
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"Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director."
Kevin McDonald
"Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director."
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"This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one."
Ismail Merchant
"This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one."
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"Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself."
Al Franken
"Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself."
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"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
Brian Celio
"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
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"I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area."
Susan Sullivan
"I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area."
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"In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed."
Wislawa Szymborska
"In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed."
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"Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear."
James Thurber
"Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear."
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"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."
Trey Parker
"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."
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"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
James Thurber
"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
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"We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese."
Matt Stone
"We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese."
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"I've played comedy before but not that much. I mostly do get drawn to darker material."
Natasha Richardson
"I've played comedy before but not that much. I mostly do get drawn to darker material."
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"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
Brion James
"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
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"And you can't hide in a comedy scene either. You have to give in to the scene and commit."
Jennifer Garner
"And you can't hide in a comedy scene either. You have to give in to the scene and commit."
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"I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force."
Sinbad
"I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force."
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"I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally to me."
Richard Russo
"I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally to me."
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"I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit."
Ben Stiller
"I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit."
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"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."
Amy Poehler
"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."
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"And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy."
Robert Klein
"And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy."
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"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
Kate Clinton
"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
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"Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy."
Walter Kerr
"Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy."
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"I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy."
Hector Elizondo
"I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy."
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"Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do."
David R. Ellis
"Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do."
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"I'd like to do a romantic comedy."
Aaron Eckhart
"I'd like to do a romantic comedy."
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"Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it."
Maureen O'Hara
"Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it."
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"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
Davy Jones
"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Bud Abbott
"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
Aaron Allston
"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
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"With comedy I can search for the profound."
Dario Fo
"With comedy I can search for the profound."
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"It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna take a hit from a... from sort of a public relations standpoint."
Will Arnett
"It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna take a hit from a... from sort of a public relations standpoint."
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"You don't get a chance to take a breath but when you do, you have some really good comedy moments that ease up on the tension that the movie is centered around which is Kim being kidnapped and her son and husband being kidnapped and the jeopardy that they're in."
David R. Ellis
"You don't get a chance to take a breath but when you do, you have some really good comedy moments that ease up on the tension that the movie is centered around which is Kim being kidnapped and her son and husband being kidnapped and the jeopardy that they're in."
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"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Drew Carey
"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
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"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
Jamie Farr
"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
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"I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all."
Steve Burton
"I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all."
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"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
Stephen Sondheim
"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
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"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
Todd Barry
"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
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"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
Todd Barry
"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
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"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
Kel Mitchell
"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
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"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
Ruth Buzzi
"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
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