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"There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice."
Thomas Lennon
"There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice."
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"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
Jim Dale
"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
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"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
Joel McHale
"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
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"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
Steve Guttenberg
"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
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"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
Alan Thicke
"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
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"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
Dawn French
"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
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"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
Wanda Sykes
"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
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"You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show."
Joe Klein
"You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show."
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"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
John Mortimer
"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
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"I'd like to do a romantic comedy."
Aaron Eckhart
"I'd like to do a romantic comedy."
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Elayne Boosler
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
Todd Barry
"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
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"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."
Mo Rocca
"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."
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"But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine."
Jerry Zucker
"But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine."
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"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
Dave Foley
"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
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"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
Faith Ford
"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
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"Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do."
David R. Ellis
"Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do."
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"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
Horace Walpole
"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Bud Abbott
"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
Cillian Murphy
"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
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"I get all of my comedy from CNN."
Rob Corddry
"I get all of my comedy from CNN."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
Todd Barry
"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have."
Timothy Bottoms
"The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have."
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"And you can't hide in a comedy scene either. You have to give in to the scene and commit."
Jennifer Garner
"And you can't hide in a comedy scene either. You have to give in to the scene and commit."
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"You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it."
Sharon Gless
"You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it."
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"There is a universality to comedy."
Simon Pegg
"There is a universality to comedy."
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"Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it."
Maureen O'Hara
"Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it."
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"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
Davy Jones
"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
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"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
Bob Saget
"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
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"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."
Corbin Bernsen
"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."
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"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."
Aries Spears
"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."
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"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
Kel Mitchell
"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
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"I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run. He said, 'Give me the script. That's where you're going off the road.' That's comedy. It's never the line itself; it's in the foundation."
Jeffrey Tambor
"I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run. He said, 'Give me the script. That's where you're going off the road.' That's comedy. It's never the line itself; it's in the foundation."
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"Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw."
Aisha Tyler
"Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw."
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"I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy."
Hector Elizondo
"I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy."
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"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
Austin Peck
"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
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"I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive."
Julie Walters
"I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive."
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"Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it."
Matt LeBlanc
"Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it."
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"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
Brian Celio
"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
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"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
Larry David
"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
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"I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally to me."
Richard Russo
"I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally to me."
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"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
Bruce McCulloch
"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
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"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
Alexander Payne
"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
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"I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range."
Bobby Darin
"I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range."
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"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
Val Kilmer
"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
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"Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible."
Dario Fo
"Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible."
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"I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight."
Will Ferrell
"I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight."
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"I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy."
Jeanne Tripplehorn
"I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy."
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"I don't really like comedy."
Bruce McCulloch
"I don't really like comedy."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
Rita Mae Brown
"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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