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"I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy."
Carter Burwell
"I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy."
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"I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive."
Julie Walters
"I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive."
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"I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan."
Bradley Whitford
"I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan."
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"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
Horace Walpole
"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
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"Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it."
Maureen O'Hara
"Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it."
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"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
Davy Jones
"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
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"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."
Corbin Bernsen
"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."
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"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
Jim Dale
"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
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"It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy."
Steve Guttenberg
"It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy."
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"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
Joel McHale
"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
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"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
Robert Englund
"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
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"Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it."
Matt LeBlanc
"Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it."
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"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
Brian Celio
"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
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"I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area."
Susan Sullivan
"I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area."
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"It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna take a hit from a... from sort of a public relations standpoint."
Will Arnett
"It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna take a hit from a... from sort of a public relations standpoint."
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"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
Peter Shaffer
"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
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"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
Jamie Farr
"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
Paul Putner
"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
Stephen Sondheim
"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
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"In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed."
Wislawa Szymborska
"In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed."
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"I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run. He said, 'Give me the script. That's where you're going off the road.' That's comedy. It's never the line itself; it's in the foundation."
Jeffrey Tambor
"I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run. He said, 'Give me the script. That's where you're going off the road.' That's comedy. It's never the line itself; it's in the foundation."
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"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."
Mo Rocca
"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."
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"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
Jason Biggs
"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
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"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
Larry David
"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
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"I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force."
Sinbad
"I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force."
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"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
Dick Wolf
"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
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"But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine."
Jerry Zucker
"But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine."
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"You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show."
Joe Klein
"You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show."
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"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
Val Kilmer
"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
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"There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy."
Robert Evans
"There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy."
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"And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy."
Robert Klein
"And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy."
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"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
Kate Clinton
"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
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"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
Nicholas Lea
"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
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"I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy."
Hector Elizondo
"I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy."
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"I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy."
Ivan Reitman
"I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy."
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"You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it."
Sharon Gless
"You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it."
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"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."
Klaus Kinski
"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."
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"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
John Mortimer
"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
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"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."
Woody Allen
"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."
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"Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy."
John Guare
"Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
Desi Arnaz
"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
Bob Saget
"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
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"I'd like to do a romantic comedy."
Aaron Eckhart
"I'd like to do a romantic comedy."
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"There is a universality to comedy."
Simon Pegg
"There is a universality to comedy."
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Elayne Boosler
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
Rita Mae Brown
"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"Good comedy is ageless."
Ted Levine
"Good comedy is ageless."
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"There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice."
Thomas Lennon
"There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice."
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"With comedy I can search for the profound."
Dario Fo
"With comedy I can search for the profound."
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"Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director."
Kevin McDonald
"Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director."
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