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"There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
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"I get a lot from all young people. I make movies for young people. If I made pictures for people my age, no one would see them. I hang with young people all the time."
Movies
"When a parent shows up with an attitude of entitlement, understand that under it is a boatload of anxiety."
Attitude
"I didn't want to see George Hamilton playing me, I wanted the real thing."
Want
"There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy."
Comedy
"Buildings designed exclusively on scientific principles will depress their occupants and constrain their creativity."
Creativity
"Its not really about the movie business, it's about staying in the picture."
Business
"In every place there are 100 people who can say no and only one person who can say yes. You have to get a good piece of material to the right person."
People
"Buildings designed with careful attention to aesthetics arouse and enlighten their occupants and that promotes their good health."
Health
"I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I helped them become the number one Ivy League school."
Change
"I learned at a very early age, the easiest thing in the world is to tell the truth, and then you don't have to remember what you said. It has nothing to do with morality, just remembering what you said."
Age
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