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"There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy."
Comedy

"Buildings designed with careful attention to aesthetics arouse and enlighten their occupants and that promotes their good health."
Health

"I get a lot from all young people. I make movies for young people. If I made pictures for people my age, no one would see them. I hang with young people all the time."
Movies

"Buildings designed exclusively on scientific principles will depress their occupants and constrain their creativity."
Creativity

"Its not really about the movie business, it's about staying in the picture."
Business

"I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I helped them become the number one Ivy League school."
Change

"I didn't want to see George Hamilton playing me, I wanted the real thing."
Want

"When a parent shows up with an attitude of entitlement, understand that under it is a boatload of anxiety."
Attitude

"I learned at a very early age, the easiest thing in the world is to tell the truth, and then you don't have to remember what you said. It has nothing to do with morality, just remembering what you said."
Age

"In every place there are 100 people who can say no and only one person who can say yes. You have to get a good piece of material to the right person."
People
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