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"I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"As soon as I gave birth, it was as if you understand them. They become people, not kids. You start to identify with them. You see yourself in them."
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"I'd love to be in another film, but they haven't asked me. I think it's a shame but the prospects of me doing another one now are remote. Please do campaign on my behalf."
Love

"I was always someone who lived in the future all the time, it was always the next thing - dreams of escape."
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"I don't know if you can change things, but it's a drop in the ocean."
Change

"Some people have a terrible stretch between family and work. It is a difficult thing to achieve."
Family

"I always loved my mother, felt loved, but she was judgmental. Her father in Ireland didn't approve of women generally, and she took on his values. She believed her own mother was foolish."
Woman

"The money isn't a lure. I've done very well out of this business."
Business

"I'd like to think there'll be too much of real life going on for me to want to do much acting."
Life

"Stage is the most exciting. Film is lovely, because it's like a family."
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"The characters do have a life of their own; it's weird."
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