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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"I consider myself a serious musician. Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way."
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"I just want to do cool stuff."
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"It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus."
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"The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world."
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"You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do."
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"If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer."
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"I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid."
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"If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care."
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"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
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"Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express."
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"I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."
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