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"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"When people are nasty, it gets everybody's attention, and it gives them a name."
People
"I love the fame and the money and the power. You have to keep working to have that."
Love
"I'm not going to say, I'm an actor and I'm changing the world. Who cares?"
Actor
"I'm sure if you dig deep, Joe and Ralph Fiennes do it because they want to be noticed."
Deep
"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
Comedy
"In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful."
Water
"I've made a lot of people a lot of money, and I've made a lot of people really happy. I've entertained millions and millions of people."
Money
"The allure of Hollywood is huge when you don't know anything. You don't know the knives behind the smiles."
Hollywood
"For 15 years I did two to three movies a year, sometimes four. I didn't get to spend time building my personal life."
Life
"Let's look at people as artists and try to support them; just because Picasso painted a couple of bad paintings, that's no reason to say he's a lousy painter."
People
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