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"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
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"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."

"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."

"I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy."

"Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities."

"I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy."
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