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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."

"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much."

"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."

"I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again."
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