top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it."
Standard
Customized
More
"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
Author Name
Personal Development
"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
Author Name
Personal Development
"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
Author Name
Personal Development
"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"There's a terrible truth for many women in the picture business: Aging typically takes its toll and means fewer and less desirable roles."
Woman
"The Parent Trap gave my career another boost, starring in family comedies."
Family
"I really wanted to be an opera soprano."
Opera
"Some time ago, I told Larry King that I planned to live to be 102. I still do."
Time
"I grew up in the theater and danced ballet atrociously."
Ballet
"I had always been a tomboy - I still am, at heart."
Heart
"I was born into the most remarkable and eccentric family I could possibly have hoped for."
Family
"I dainty little lass I wasn't. I looked twice my age until I turned 10 or 11."
Age
"Above all else, deep in my soul, I'm a tough Irishwoman."
Soul
"The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men."
Men
bottom of page