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Todd Barry

"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."

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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."

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"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

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"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."

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"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."

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"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."

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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

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"He's sort of a homeless horse, I said.'I'm leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won't be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don't want that horse in my apartment.'Who would put a horse in an apartment? That's dumb.'Where's the horse staying now?'My apartment.'I can always count on you to brighten my day, Ranger said. And he disconnected."

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