"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."

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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

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"It takes a lot of energy to work, in general, especially if you're the lead in something."

"I have a friend that has five kids and she went through a trial separation with her husband, and she didn't have time to be upset. Every now and then, she'd call me on the cell phone and just cry."

"Usually when you're working is when people want you to work. They don't want you as much when you're not working. That's the frustrating nature of our business."

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