top of page
"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Comedy quotes

"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
Author Name
Personal Development

"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
Author Name
Personal Development

"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
Author Name
Personal Development

"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Author Name
Personal Development

"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
Author Name
Personal Development

"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
Author Name
Personal Development
Explore more quotes by Faith Ford

"One thing I think kids need to do is more chores, and take care of their own rooms. Responsibilities are really important to start them with. If they have animals, they have to feed them and care for them. That's the only way I think I could do it."
Animals

"I have a friend that has five kids and she went through a trial separation with her husband, and she didn't have time to be upset. Every now and then, she'd call me on the cell phone and just cry."
Time

"Usually when you're working is when people want you to work. They don't want you as much when you're not working. That's the frustrating nature of our business."
Business

"My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold your own, you've really got a future in this business."
Business

"When I was in school, I was very involved with a lot of things. I was very very active. I couldn't say that I wasn't popular. I was a cheerleader when I was in junior high. I didn't make it in high school so I started a dance line."
Dance

"I haven't actually spoken to my parents since the hurricane."
Parents

"My mother keeps me abreast of all the hometown things."
Mother

"It takes a lot of energy to work, in general, especially if you're the lead in something."
Work

"I love playing moms. It's a lot easier than being a mom, I hear."
Love

"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
Comedy
bottom of page