"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."

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"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."

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"Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous."

"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."

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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."

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"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."

"That's the danger of having too much success. You lose that magic, that feeling of not being in control, which I feel now, it's too controlled."

"Basically, at some point, one day maybe you can expect to hear some of my music. I haven't really done that yet because my younger brother is a musician and really talented and I want him to come out with his music first."

"I wouldn't want to do a whole movie with effects."

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