"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."

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Marcel Proust, French Author

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Comedy, Danger, Truth, Humor

"He's called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I've never met anyone who has as much phone sex as you two. My eyes narrowed on her. "How do you know about the phone sex? "Duh. I pick up the phone and listen. I gaped at her."

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Jim Dale, British Musician

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"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."

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"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."

Klaus Kinski, German Actor

Comedy, Years

"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."

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Comedy, Jokes, Problems

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

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"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."

Leonard Maltin, American Critic

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Want

"I think acting is only one part of the piece of the movie. I'ts an important piece, but I'd like to be involved in all the other aspects of making movies."

Movies

"That's the danger of having too much success. You lose that magic, that feeling of not being in control, which I feel now, it's too controlled."

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"Basically, at some point, one day maybe you can expect to hear some of my music. I haven't really done that yet because my younger brother is a musician and really talented and I want him to come out with his music first."

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"Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff than I am Bill Clinton. I mean, I think Bill Clinton is a good president."

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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

"Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous."

"He's called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I've never met anyone who has as much phone sex as you two. My eyes narrowed on her. "How do you know about the phone sex? "Duh. I pick up the phone and listen. I gaped at her."

"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."

"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."

"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."

"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."

"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."

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"I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny."

"I wouldn't want to do a whole movie with effects."

"I think acting is only one part of the piece of the movie. I'ts an important piece, but I'd like to be involved in all the other aspects of making movies."

"That's the danger of having too much success. You lose that magic, that feeling of not being in control, which I feel now, it's too controlled."

"I've read some scripts, but I don't read as many books as I should."

"I don't want to just be in the normal kind of teen movie."

"But, I didn't get my first break until I was 17."

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"Basically, at some point, one day maybe you can expect to hear some of my music. I haven't really done that yet because my younger brother is a musician and really talented and I want him to come out with his music first."

"Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff than I am Bill Clinton. I mean, I think Bill Clinton is a good president."