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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them."
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"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
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"I consider myself a serious musician. Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way."
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Comedy
"They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!"
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"Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third."
First
"Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time."
Home
"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
Liquor
"That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody."
Europe
"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
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"It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?"
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