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"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
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"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."

"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."

"The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner."

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"Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both."

"Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own."

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris."

"What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?"

"I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?"
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