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"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
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"Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own."
Success
"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
Comedy
"A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both."
Government
"True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't."
Will
"I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?"
Humor
"I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever."
Creativity
"Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris."
Work
"He has your finger, but I have your heart."
Heart
"Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel."
Technology
"I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous."
Life
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