"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."

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"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."

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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

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"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."

Woody Allen, American Director

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"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

Ilona Andrews, American Writer

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