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Funny Quotes
"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."
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"Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do."
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"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."
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"I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny."
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"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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"You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in."
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"I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion."
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"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."
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"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
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"My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles."
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"It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film."
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"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
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"I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."
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"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time."
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"It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent."
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"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning."
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"Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."
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"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet."
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"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information."
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"I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies."
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