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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."
People
"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."
Being
"I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place."
Being
"Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science."
Science
"But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."
Funny
"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."
Nothing
"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
Comedy
"Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire."
Government
"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."
Business
"It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes."
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