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"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
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"These days, rock 'n' roll is much more about rock than about roll. I don't do rock. But I'm interested in that roll part, because that's the funny little bit that makes it hip."
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"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching."
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"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
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"We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?"
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"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."
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"Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
Funny
"Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things."
Will
"I will never feel successful."
Success
"I think people of lesser talent will become stars."
Talent
"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."
People
"I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do."
People
"It's no treat being in bed with me."
Bed
"I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful."
Success
"When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience."
Work
"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."
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