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"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny name. It wasn't Brown or Smith or Hughes."
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"I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death."
Death
"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."
People
"Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things."
Will
"I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do."
People
"When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience."
Work
"We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel."
Events
"I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful."
Success
"I will never feel successful."
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"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."
People
"There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air."
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