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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"
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"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
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"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."
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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."
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"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."
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"James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was."
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"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"Eric McCormack is directing talent waiting to happen."
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"I would worry if people always associated me with Larry Sokolov."
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"Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move."
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"It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it."
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"They're either going to fire you or they're not. They can only fire you. That's all they can do. They can't take your thumbs."
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"It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs."
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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"There is technique to it-he is just standing there flexing his arm, and I am standing there making faces as if I am being choked. You keep your head in a certain angle for the camera."
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"If you play your cards right things are going to happen in the long run. In the short run, it is anybody's guess."
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"The real intimidating stuff is the scene where you show up for the first day. You kind of square off, and that is where you look each other in the eye."
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