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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."

"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"Management don't really have any problem at all with firing people. It's a powerful idea that, If I'm not happy, I'll quit. I'll try something else!"

"It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

"Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move."

"Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you."

"In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?"

"The real intimidating stuff is the scene where you show up for the first day. You kind of square off, and that is where you look each other in the eye."

"It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it."
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