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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

"After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny."

"We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff."
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"In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?"


"If you play your cards right things are going to happen in the long run. In the short run, it is anybody's guess."


"It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs."


"They're either going to fire you or they're not. They can only fire you. That's all they can do. They can't take your thumbs."


"There is technique to it-he is just standing there flexing his arm, and I am standing there making faces as if I am being choked. You keep your head in a certain angle for the camera."


"Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you."


"The real intimidating stuff is the scene where you show up for the first day. You kind of square off, and that is where you look each other in the eye."
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