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"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."
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"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet."
Funny
"When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble."
Trust
"If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me."
Perception
"I do have tatoos, and I do wear leather, but there are other sides of me, that my film express."
Film
"I didn't really want to live, so anything that was an investment in time made me angry... but also I just felt sad. When the hopelessness is hurting you, it's the fixtures and fittings that finish you off."
Time
"I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are."
Love
"The truth is I love being alive. And I love feeling free. So if I can't have those things then I feel like a caged animal and I'd rather not be in a cage. I'd rather be dead. And it's real simple. And I think it's not that uncommon."
Love
"If you have enough people sitting around telling you you're wonderful, then you start believing you're fabulous, then someone tells you you stink and you believe that too!"
People
"I don't think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and that's what counts."
Money
"I never felt settled or calm. You can't really commit to life when you feel that."
Life
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