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"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."
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"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."
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"Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out."
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"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire."
Ballet
"Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else."
Wish
"I like to hide behind the characters I play. Despite the public perception, I am a very private person who has a hard time with the fame thing."
Time
"I'm getting a wrinkle above my eyebrow because I just can't stop lifting it, and I love that you know."
Love
"And my dad, you're a great actor but you're a better father."
Father
"I never felt settled or calm. You can't really commit to life when you feel that."
Life
"I'd go from film to film and almost detach from one world and jump in another. I was living as these people and not having a self. I didn't know who I was. And things just get really dark."
People
"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet."
Funny
"I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble."
Trust
"I do have tatoos, and I do wear leather, but there are other sides of me, that my film express."
Film
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