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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."
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"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."
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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."
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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying."
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"In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing."
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"I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story."
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"I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year."
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"We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something."
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"I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic."
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"When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be."
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"There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family."
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"If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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