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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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