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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
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"Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying."
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