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"The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."

"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world."

"I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight."

"Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back."

"You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And when George Bush Jr. got in, my instincts told me it was time to go - I'd felt that we had grown above that, you know?"

"Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though."

"One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded."
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