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"The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy."
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"I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight."
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"The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya."
Bachelors

"I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls."
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"Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya."
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"The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy."
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"But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible."
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"Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies."
American

"Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it."
Time

"Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world."
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"They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that."
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"I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."
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"Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth."
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination of fact based therapy, medically advised kinds of passages accompanied by celebrity anecdotes and just some funny stuff to lighten the load."
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"It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?"
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