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"So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life."

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"You can't have a relationship when you're shooting a 14-hour day and your husband is shooting a 14-hour day in the same city. It's a time thing and it's a together thing."

"I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems."

"I don't regret anything I ever do or say. I don't like to live my life being censored. I like to say what I feel, and I think people respect that because you're honest."

"I find it a turnoff whenever men aren't into some kind of sport. And, no, video games don't count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself."

"I just came into my own sexuality at thirty. I don't think it's something you can deeply experience at 18 or any time before that."
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