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Jimmy Kimmel

"That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't."

Jimmy Kimmel, American Celebrity
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"That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't."

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Bob Saget, American Actor
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Amber Hurdle

"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."

Roy Wood, English Musician
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Amber Hurdle

"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

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"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."

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"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."

Nora Dunn, American Actress
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Amber Hurdle

"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."

Ronald Knox, English Theologian
Funny, Dignity, Man
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Amber Hurdle

"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."

Karen Duffy, American Actress
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"It's so funny whenever things come full circle."

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