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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"
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"My own mentality is that I've retired. They send me these scripts and if I absolutely have to do it, then I go to work."

"January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out."

"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."

"Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture."

"I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed."

"Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award."

"I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point."
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