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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture."

"Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award."

"I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed."

"My own mentality is that I've retired. They send me these scripts and if I absolutely have to do it, then I go to work."

"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."

"A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything."

"I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop."
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