"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

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"We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life."

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"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."

Kevin Nealon, American Comedian

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"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."

Todd Barry, American Comedian

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"The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people."

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"The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead."

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"It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior."

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"It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it."

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"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."

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"I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated."

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"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."

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"When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot."

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"That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment."

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