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"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."
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"They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls."

"We went through all the scenes and they became kind of funny and they expanded a little bit and because it seemed to be working so well in the movie, they added a couple of things later on in the movie and that's how it turned out."

"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."
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"So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'."

"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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