"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

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"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

Harold Ramis, American Actor

Funny, People, Years

"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."

Roy Wood, English Musician

Funny, Music, Flying, Play

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

Alan Vega, American Musician

Funny, First, Man

"Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way."

Tom Hiddleston, English Actor

Funny, Fish, Hell, Jobs

"It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way."

Kate Winslet, British Actress

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"It's upsetting that it is such a big deal. I wish it weren't an issue all the time. It's funny that people say it's a departure, because I've been acting since I was a child. I've played three gay roles out of hundreds."

Randy Harrison, American Actor

Funny, Time, People, Acting

"I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny."

Jonathan Davis, American Musician

Funny, Reading, Tongue, Wrong

"Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke."

Alex Winter, American Actor

Funny, Time

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

Funny, People, Dogs

"It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant."

Ashley Judd, American Actress

Funny, Being, First

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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

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"That's life when you're on the D-list."

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"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."

Time

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."

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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."

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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."

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"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way."

"It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way."

"It's upsetting that it is such a big deal. I wish it weren't an issue all the time. It's funny that people say it's a departure, because I've been acting since I was a child. I've played three gay roles out of hundreds."

"I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny."

"Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke."

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

"It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant."

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"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."

"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."

"My act is based on my life."

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

"That's life when you're on the D-list."

"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."

"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."

"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."

"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."