"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

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"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"I wish I had a funny story."

Leslie Easterbrook, American Actress

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"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."

Hugh Grant, English Actor

Funny, Reason, Romantic

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

Ron Livingston, American Actor

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"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."

Nora Dunn, American Actress

Funny, Thought, Being

"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."

George M. Cohan, American Actor

Funny,

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown."

Nora Dunn, American Actress

Funny, Friends

"I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling."

Jim Dale, British Musician

Funny, People, Feeling, Insecurity

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Genius, Desire

"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."

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"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."

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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

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"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."

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"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."

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"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"I wish I had a funny story."

"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."

"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown."

"I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling."

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."

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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."

"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."

"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."

"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."

"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."

"I am in love with Larry David."

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."

"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."