"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

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"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Funny, Life, Congress

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

Funny, Life

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

Jimmy Fallon, American Comedian

Funny, Land

"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Dying, Public

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Genius, Desire

"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."

Joe Viterelli, American Actor

Funny, People, Actors

"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."

Orlando Jones, American Comedian

Funny, Movies, Now, Thinking

"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

Tom Petty, American Musician

Funny, Music, People, Being

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

Vanessa Hudgens, American Actress

Funny, Sound

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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."

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"That's life when you're on the D-list."

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"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."

"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."

"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."

"That's life when you're on the D-list."

"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."

"I am in love with Larry David."

"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."

"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."

"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."

"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."

"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."