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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."

Ellen DeGeneres, American Comedian

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"As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life."

Sophie Marceau, French Actress

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"I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too."

Sophie Marceau, French Actress

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"Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends."

Anthony LaPaglia, American Actor

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"You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady."

Doris Roberts, American Actress

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"I feel for Veronica Mars so much when I'm watching at home. It is a wonderful story. The writing is consistently funny, biting, charming, heart-wrenching, etc. I also like the look of it. The cinematography - different from any other show."

Jason Dohring, American Actor

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"I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh."

D. L. Hughley, American Actor

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."

"As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life."

"I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too."

"Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends."

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"I feel for Veronica Mars so much when I'm watching at home. It is a wonderful story. The writing is consistently funny, biting, charming, heart-wrenching, etc. I also like the look of it. The cinematography - different from any other show."

"I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh."

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"You gotta keep the funny intact."

"When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."

"Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."

"'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political."

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