"I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring."

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"I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring."

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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

Funny, Focus, Sheep, Sleep

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

Drew Carey, American Actor

Funny, Successful, Nothing

"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."

Joe Rogan, American Comedian

Funny, Mind, Night

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

Madeleine Stowe, American Actress

Funny, Reading

"People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."

Mark Ruffalo, American Actor

Funny, Life, Time, People

"Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy."

Bruce McCulloch, Canadian Actor

Funny, Comedy, Word

"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids."

Garry Shandling, American Comedian

Funny, Life, Kids

"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."

Joe Rogan, American Comedian

Funny, Movies, Talking

"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."

Joe Rogan, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Trying

"I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person."

Mary Tyler Moore, American Actress

Funny, Movies, Drama, Hurt

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"I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control."

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"I found it to be more challenging to be in a huge effects movie, because a lot of the things aren't there.You have to trust the director and react to nothing."

Trust

"Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me."

Time

"I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine."

Pet

"I did Phone Booth, and that was shot very, very quickly, but that was Joel Schumacher, who's shot so many movies that, if anybody can figure out how to do it in a couple of days, it's him."

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"I watched a porno once, it was really funny."

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"It's kind of fun being the cute, little one. In fact, I'm finding it hard to grow out of that."

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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."

"Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy."

"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids."

"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."

"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."

"I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person."

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"I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control."

"I found it to be more challenging to be in a huge effects movie, because a lot of the things aren't there.You have to trust the director and react to nothing."

"Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me."

"I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine."

"I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day."

"I love all of his movies. I love all his movies. I love Tom."

"We all keep dreaming, and luckily, dreams come true."

"I did Phone Booth, and that was shot very, very quickly, but that was Joel Schumacher, who's shot so many movies that, if anybody can figure out how to do it in a couple of days, it's him."

"I watched a porno once, it was really funny."

"It's kind of fun being the cute, little one. In fact, I'm finding it hard to grow out of that."