"I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

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"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

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