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Dating Quotes
"No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry."
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"My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff."
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"The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh."
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"I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself."
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"Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating."
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"I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything in your life. I would never tell you if I was dating anybody."
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"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
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"I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on."
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"I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me."
3
"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
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"After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners."
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"You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else."
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"I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy."
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"Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you."
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"Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing."
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"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."
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"The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written; some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98; but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others."
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"I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
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"Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her."
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"My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people."
"Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra.""My dream date."
"Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices."
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