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"It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!"
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"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"

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"Any pitcher who might throw at me should know I'm not giving up my day job or trying to get anyone else's job. I just can't think of anything cooler than being one of the boys of summer!"

"I got an offer in 1992 to buy a major-league team. I turned down the offer because I don't want my love of the game to involve business."

"Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane, I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way."

"I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks."

"I like to follow my favorite team and talk sports with my band or fans. You won't believe how many musicians are sports fans. We have so much time on tour that we need these outlets for relaxation."
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