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"I'm just passionately in love with my kids."
Love

"When my kids are in college, maybe I'll drag my fishnets and high heels out."
College

"I'm definitely a pop artist at heart."
Heart

"I have lived in the United States for half of my life, my entire adult life."
Life

"I'm terrible at relationships. I consider myself to be smart and a good mother but it's taken me this long to realise you don't have to marry a guy after three days or dump him."
Mother

"I was blessed in the sense that I got handed so much early on in life. I got a lot of the things people go through their 20s and 30s craving."
Life

"I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids, and work for a couple of hours."
Life

"It's nice to have been around long enough to be a part of people's lives. A lot of people who come to my show are real nostalgic for the '80s."
People

"Any time I have to get on a plane and leave my kids for a few days, it's kind of tortuous."
Time

"Prince used to call me up 3am in the morning and invite me to hear some of his new songs."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that."
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"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."
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"I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."
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"Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny."
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"Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight."
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"I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time."
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