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Wife Quotes


"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."


"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."


"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."


"My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious."


"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."


"My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations."



"A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife."


"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife."


"One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much."



"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."


"Two more years were to go by before I knew anything about William Blake. Many years later, when his wife died, my godfather gave me the two books as a remembrance."


"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"



"I think for Beecher specifically, Keller was with him when his wife died. Beecher had decided after he first got into prison that he had to shut off everybody. You can't let anybody in and you have to become like them and you have to be threatening and all that."


"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."


"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."


"He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'"
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"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."


"I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews."
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"There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me."
Wife,


"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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