top of page

Wife Quotes

GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner."
Thomas R. Dewar
"No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband."
Clifford Odets
"There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly."
George Andrew Olah
"My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"We had to be very careful on our best behaviour when we went to these other countries. And then I made a living, I had a chance to support my wife and my kids. It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful program from that point of view."
Gavin MacLeod
"We had to be very careful on our best behaviour when we went to these other countries. And then I made a living, I had a chance to support my wife and my kids. It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful program from that point of view."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess."
Cleo Moore
"We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children."
Joe Mantegna
"I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon."
Andy Partridge
"Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much."
Aaron Spelling
"One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews."
Barry Sonnenfeld
"I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Henny Youngman
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
Elizabeth Taylor
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer."
Hugh Leonard
"I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
Paul Reiser
"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you."
Jean Rostand
"Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy."
Chris Daughtry
"If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
7
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
Ernie Hudson
"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
Michael W. Smith
"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing."
David Hasselhoff
"My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive."
Barry Mann
"I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
William Petersen
"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"The studio rented a house for my wife in Los Angeles under a phony name to keep reporters away. Whenever I wanted to visit her and my children, I would have to sneak in the back door after dark."
Max von Sydow
"The studio rented a house for my wife in Los Angeles under a phony name to keep reporters away. Whenever I wanted to visit her and my children, I would have to sneak in the back door after dark."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road."
Brian Welch
"I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore."
Jessica Hahn
"Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private."
Francesca Annis
"Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
Tony Curtis
"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors."
Fritz Kreisler
"Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations."
Fritz Kreisler
"My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife."
Cedric Hardwicke
"England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife."
Thomas Fuller
"First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
Rodney Dangerfield
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished."
Hugh Leonard
"I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."
Steve Carell
"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right, I'm not leaving 'til it's done. My wife, child and I slept in the studio. We cut these raw."
Dick Dale
"I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right, I'm not leaving 'til it's done. My wife, child and I slept in the studio. We cut these raw."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
Emo Philips
"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me."
Hugh Jackman
"There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
6
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
Darius Rucker
"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife."
Clare Boothe Luce
"There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
Joey Adams
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
Bill Cosby
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
Les Paul
"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months."
Zakk Wylde
"One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit."
Jerry Falwell
"When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"It's about a young man who has climbed to fame and he discovers that his writing and the relationship with his wife are really more important for him than anything else."
Ismail Merchant
"It's about a young man who has climbed to fame and he discovers that his writing and the relationship with his wife are really more important for him than anything else."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."
Mel Tillis
"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic."
Evel Knievel
"My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Rodney Dangerfield
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
Bella Abzug
"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
Donald Sutherland
"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
5
bottom of page