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Wife Quotes


"There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband."


"Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon."


"One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much."


"I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews."
Wife,


"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."


"I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer."


"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."


"If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy."
Wife,


"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."


"I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road."


"Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore."


"Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private."
Wife,


"My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations."


"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."


"There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me."
Wife,


"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."


"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."


"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."


"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."


"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."


"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
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